"Hey, lady,
you okay?"
"He stole her
purse, did you see that?"
"Anybody get
which way he went?"
"I'll call the
police."
"No!"
Jeanette was on her feet in a flash.
She yanked at the
hem of her skirt, which had ridden up most of the way to her waist.
Her pantyhose were run in long ladders down the backs of both thighs
and the heel of her left hand was scraped raw from where she'd
instinctively flung it out to try and break her fall.
The people who had
come rushing around her moved back, but they still formed a curious
gawking ring. Jeanette couldn't see over or past their heads, and
cursed her lack of height as she craned her neck trying to see the
skateboard kid.
Gone. Gone like a
damned mirage.
"Ma'am? Did he
hurt you?" This from a kindly-faced older gent with finespun
white hair, no doubt in reality the ruthless president of some
cutthroat board of directors.
Cell phones had
materialized in many hands – had, most likely, already been in
hand. Several had fingers poised to dial 911.
"My purse,"
Jeanette said. Her fists clenched, causing a stinging line of pain
across the scrape. "Which way did he go?"
"That way,"
a severe black woman in a burgundy linen suit said. "Went right
past me and almost ran me down."
"Miss, let me
call the police," said the man who'd first made the offer. He
was tall and youngish and prematurely balding, bespectacled. He held
out his phone to her with the air of a knight pledging his sword and
honor to a damsel in distress.
A cluster of other
skateboard kids had gathered a short distance away, observing
developments. Some were snickering. Others had the sullen, wary look
of those ready to be blamed for everything.
Jeanette shoved
through her protective circle of lunch-lemmings and stormed toward
them. They saw her coming, and for an instant their snickers and
sulks were replaced by alarmed surprise.
"Who was that
kid?" she demanded of the nearest.
Up close, he was
not a kid at all but a hulking hairy twenty-something Bigfoot with
long stringy dark-red hair, unshaven bristles on his chin and rusty
tufts bursting from the collar of his old faded Guns & Roses tee
shirt. A bike leaned against the hip of his chain-draped black
faux-leather pants. A hand that was all scabbed knuckles and clunky
silver death's head rings rested on the handlebars. The smells of
sweat, B.O., stale pot smoke and McDonald's grease seemed to hang
around him in a cloud.
Bigfoot topped
Jeanette by over a foot and was more than double her weight, but the
furious, fearless way she got right up in his face caught him totally
off guard. "Fuck'f I know," he mumbled.
"What about
the rest of you?" She scanned them, feeling like green sparks
must be snapping from her eyes.
A skinny black kid,
whose pants hung down so far that his plaid boxer-briefs were
exposed, scratched the undershelf of his chin. A porky Goth chick
with hair dyed the black and pink of a box of Good-n-Plenty was
suddenly fascinated with her fingernails – blood red, and painted
with tiny silver ankhs. A dark-haired teenager who might've been
good-looking if his complexion had not been in revolt glared down at
his unlaced sneakers and said something under his breath that
Jeanette thought might have been the C-word.
It was as if the
line of battle had been drawn in Century Plaza. Finally, for once,
the opposing forces were clearly defined and facing each other down.
On one side, the
lunch-lemmings stood together in their suits, with their briefcases
and cell phones and power ties, haughty with righteous indignation.
On the other side
were the skateboard kids, in their defensive, angry cluster. They
shot venomous looks at the older crowd.
Jeanette hated them
all, and if she'd had that machine gun right here and now, she
might have chopped every single one of them, lunch-lemming and
skateboard kid alike, into mincemeat where they stood.
But she didn't have
a machine gun. She didn't have a gun at all.
The purse snatcher
had everything.
Call the police?
And tell them what, exactly? That her purse had been stolen, and it
just happened to contain an envelope of cash, a firearm, and a folder
of information that might as well have had "assassination
instructions" printed on the cover?
Exhaling a long
breath between tight lips, she turned away from the skateboard kids.
If she had to look at their willfully stupid, stubborn, drug-using,
self-indulgent bratty faces any longer, she would lose it.
She stalked back to
the other side. Forced a smile for the benefit of her balding
would-be Galahad. "Could I please borrow your phone?"
He gave it to her,
now with the air of a knight whose lady-love has conferred upon him a
silken scarf or other token of her favor before the big joust.
"Are you sure
you're not hurt?" the kindly older gent asked. "I saw that
miscreant knock into you."
"A few
scratches," she said, showing the heel of her left hand.
"Did you have
much in there?" asked the burgundy-suited black lady. "I
had mine taken a few months ago. All my credit cards, my phone,
everything. Best call the credit card company. And a locksmith while
you're at it, because now that no-good punk will have your keys and
your address."
"Ah, he'll
just grab the cash and plastic, and throw the purse in a trashcan
somewhere," another man said.
Past them, Jeanette
saw that the skateboard kids had dispersed. Slunk away like the
guilty scavenging vermin that they were. Rats and roaches and flies.
Scavengers.
Now that the
immediate drama had passed, the eager lemmings were reluctant to
break up and go away, though it was no doubt high time they were back
in their offices and cubicles. It seemed like everybody had a
purse-snatching story, and the matter was swiftly turning into a
bizarre competition for worst place.
"– wife had
all the kids' pictures, the grandkids, too –"
"– been to
the bank to withdraw it in cash, twenty-three thousand dollars –"
"– gorgeous
suede, the perfect match to those boots –"
"Excuse me,"
Jeanette said with a polite smile, pointing to Galahad's phone. She
moved away, turned, and examined the keypad while her mind raced,
raced.
She didn't keep her
real I.D. in that purse, not when she knew she'd be going out on a
job meeting with Rayburn or one of his associates. That was her
working purse, chosen specifically because it was roomy enough to
hold the tape recorder as well as large folders and envelopes and
whatever sort of weapon her employers decided to provide for each new
job.
Her personal keys,
thank God, were in the desk drawer of her office. So was her real
purse, the bag that was really just a fat wallet with a long clip-on
strap and delusions of grandeur.
The magnetic
key-card to the office itself, thank God again, was in the pocket of
her forest green blazer. She had dropped it in there without thinking
about it, and was grateful now. She had troubles enough without
worrying about that.
What to do, though?
Who to call? She couldn't call the cops … but if she didn't,
Galahad might notice that the police number failed to turn up in his
"numbers called" log.
How had she let
this happen?
Shit!
Hysteria welled,
and Jeanette quashed it.
One thing at a
time. One problem at a time.
God, but how could
she have been so dumb? She'd gotten thinking about Kenny and
Lisa-Beth, and that had rattled her composure badly enough, but then
to have Rayburn rattle her even more by asking her to think about
dinner with him … she hadn't been focused on her surroundings at
all on the way back, hadn't gotten that little warning prickle when
the skateboard kid had sped by. Her instincts, usually so keen, had
been dulled, and now look at this mess!
Jeanette turned
back to Galahad, who remained hovering hopefully nearby.
Manufacturing a tremulous smile, she handed the phone back to him.
"I'm sorry,"
she said, and hitched in her breath. "I … I'll call them from
upstairs. I just need … a few minutes. To … to …"
She hated to do it,
hated to make even a pretense of weakness. But as his hazel eyes went
all soft and sympathetic, she knew it had been the right move. He'd
look at her and see a little ethereal pixie-blonde, small and
vulnerable, and forget or dismiss the fearless way she had marched
straight up to Bigfoot.
"I'll walk you
in," he said. "Where are you going?"
"No, that's
all right. You've been more than helpful already. And …" she
glanced at her watch and winced. "And it's almost two."
"It's really
no trouble."
Of course, it
wasn't. He might already be far enough along in his fantasy to be
telling the grandkids how they'd met, how he'd consoled her after the
purse-snatching and walked her safely back to her office, how he'd
asked her to coffee and then dinner and then the ring, the wedding,
the house, the children …
Somehow, she fended
off all his good intentions and the solicitousness of the others, and
made her way back to the Jensen Building on her own. People took
sidelong looks at her in the lobby and the elevator. She thought it
was because of her crumpled skirt, the runs in her pantyhose or her
disarranged hair.
But then, with a
dull flush mounting in her cheeks, she remembered all that glass. All
those windows. Not everyone could have been neglecting work to
gaze serenely out at the scene in Century Plaza below, but dozens of
people might still have witnessed her being sent skidding like a
tiddlywink, and the skateboard kid's triumphant exit with her purse.
Her office had
never been such a welcome sight. She closed the door, crossed the
reception area's dusty-plum carpeting without switching on any lights
– more than enough natural light came in to let her avoid the neat
arrangement of chairs, coffee table, end tables, and loveseat – and
went into the inner room. There was a closet-sized bathroom with a
commode and a sink, where Jeanette did flip the light switch, and
grimaced as she saw herself in the mirror.
She scrubbed her
hands, chewing her bottom lip as antibacterial soap burned into the
scrape like a dousing of acid. This made her start bleeding again, so
she held a square of folded toilet tissue against the wound until it
was only seeping. She kept a supplementary cosmetic bag on the
bathroom shelf for emergency touch-ups, and fixed her hair and face.
Stepping out of her
shoes, she shed the pantyhose and threw them in the wastepaper
basket. She'd look strange without them, but the runs were more
noticeable than bare legs would be … and at least her legs were
shaved. She couldn't do much about the wrinkles in the skirt.
With the worst of
the damage repaired, she met her own jade-green gaze and asked
herself the question that had been beating in her head like a pulse.
"What am I
going to tell Rayburn?"
**
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